"Hey, Hey, Hey! Whenever I'm in E-town, I always stop by for a shake." Albert, Philadelphia

"私はホットドッグが大好きです (I love hot dogs)" Kobayashi, Tokyo

"If only ours tasted so good." Ben & Jerry, Vermont

"Funk-E-Town dogs are so much better than ours." Nathan, Coney Island

"Treat Yo' Self!" Donna M, & Tom H., Pawnee, IN

"I could eat fifty Funk-E dogs at a time." J. Chestnut, NY, NY

"Better than any coffee we ever served at Central Perk." Gunther, Manhattan

"When I get the shakes and need a coffee fix, Funk-E-Town is my go-to." Tweek, South Park, CO

"Oh, I wish I had a Funk-E-Town wiener!" Oscar M., deceased

"Their Banana Chip shake is B-A-N-A-N-A-S." Gwen S., Hollywood, CA

"Best milkshake I've had since Arnold's/Al's closed." Ralph Malph, Milwaukee

"This clown stole my font." S. SquarePants, Bikini Bottom

"Just like the sundaes Miss Ellie used to make at the drug store." O. Taylor, Mayberry, NC